Saturday, October 6, 2012

Apologies are owed!

Yes it's been forever since I blogged BUT I am not too blame. You see, apologies are truly owed big time to everyone and myself by the one and only Ryan Reynolds!

1) For breaking my heart 
2) For making me too depressed to write annnnnd 
3) For hiding a wedding that I so clearly should've been the bride at!! WTF?!

On Monday June 25th MAN-ic Mondays began with this man, who I really thought would be one of my husbands... (after Brandon Morrow, before Wentworth Miller and Alex Rygus). 
On Friday June 8th, I wrote an article about the lovely Liam and Miley engagement, claiming, and I quote: "As long as Ryan Reynolds doesn’t propose to Blake Lively anytime soon I’ll survive."

Well the evidence is there I'd say; my blogging was delayed in the beginning because I was super busy wearing blazers and being an employed adult after graduation (which I did warn everyone about). But then something tragic happened on Sunday September 9th... my life plan was taken from me by Blake Lively.  I mean who does she think she is!?! When you are so incredibly beautiful, have fantastic hair and an incredible career already it is not a real concept to then secretly marry the most beautiful man, a man that should be in my life? Seems selfish I think...definitely selfish.  

After almost a month of depression, rare showers, lots of ice cream and losing 3 whole pounds... I have finally accepted that I have once again lost one of my favourite soul mates.  I really didn't think I'd survive this one.  I guess my only option now is too remain hopelessly hopeful that the other men on my husband list don't betray me by secretly escaping to South Carolina to have a wedding that I HAVE to find out about in the stupid media... :z 

Whatever... I'm totally over it... 

I wish this selfish, unreal looking couple all the luck in the world? 
FALSE.

I don't know... I guess if you could vote who would you choose?? To me I just feel like the second image is so much bigger and more obviously the right choice...

Option 1...

Option 2...The only real option